Sorry. I know I keep reblogging this. But that is clearly the most adorable thing anyone has ever done.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
look at these gay fucking nerds they ruined my life
they seriously look like they’re holding hands holy shit straight men don’t walk that close together
They both know they’re about to get laid.
If I told you where I’ve been would you still call me baby?
And if I told you everything would you call me crazy?
Cause baby I’m a D A R K S T A R
Kinda fucked up how it’s September, time is a valuable thing watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
current mood: horny probably